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So how aboutThem pickles?

THICK PICKLE ISN’T YOUR AVERAGE PICKLE BRAND. OUR HISTORY SPELLS OUT LIKE A FABLE — A WOVEN TAPESTRY OF BRINE, SWEAT, AND TEARS.

WE HAVE BEEN PUT ON THIS EARTH FOR ONE MISSION: TO BRING YOU THE BIGGIEST, JUICIEST, GIRTHIEST, FLAVOR-PACKED PICKLES YOU’VE EVER WITNESSED. WE BELIEVE A GOOD PICKLE CAN SET YOU FREE. OR AT LEAST QUENCH YOUR HUNGER. OR MAYBE YOU RIDE A BIKE FASTER.

Meet the team

Marko

Project Manager

Matto

Project Manager

Dariusho

Project Manager

A journeyThrough time

  • Mar 2019

    Alex sheyn (Creative director at study hall) has one too many picklebacks and buys thickpickle.com.

  • Mar 2019

    Alex sheyn forgets he has done this.

  • Jun 2023

    he unforgets this, tellS us (STUDY HALL), and so we build a website in hopes of increasing awareness for our business. We also love pickles, duh.

  • 2024

    it get’s a bunch of publicity and hundreds of folks sign up to get informed if we ever make the pickles.

  • 2025

    we’re in the process of making our own pickles and they’ll be available very soon. for now go stack up on merch.

Drop us a line

We’re here for IT. whether you need to make a return, want a job, or just need to tell us how you enjoy eating our pickles, we’ve got open ears.

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